We’re Back: Stronger Than Ever!

Dear CFP members,

I, CFP Chairman Ziehen, return to you with good news – the best we’ve ever had! The following is only theory and a proposal for Dj and his supporters, but I’ll share it with you anyway.

Dj, Fiasco121, and I have all merged into one big group. We’ve campaigned together, we’ve shared supporters, sites, worldviews. The next step was for all of us to be leaders. That was quickly rejected by the “Big Three”: Furbur27, Kyle Cease, and written bullshit – uh, pardon – the Constitution. We then nominated Dj for leader. This is where we stand.

Furbur 19 / Dj (“and friends”) 10.

Surprisingly, Furbur27 has lost 14 percentage points in less than twenty-four hours. We have, on the other hand, have gained 7 percentage points. So that closed down the gap  in percentage points by 21. Keep going: we still have two days -  if Furbur27 isn’t a sadistic lying bastard!

So here the plan: Dj, Fiasco121, and I, along with the familiar Deputy Chairman Casiusbrutus shall re-establish the CFP and be stronger than ever. We shall use our common worldviews and goals to represent the oppositioners’ wants and needs to the best of our abilities. We shall encourage everyone in the party to run for offices in the government, most specifically congressman. I want everyone to run for congressman – and if you get rejected due to lacking requirement, don’t be upset! Stand strong as you are still a party member and vote for your comrades if they are eligible to run!

I still have to discuss the subject with Dj and Fiasco121, but I’m sure that the basic plan will stick.

Sincerely,

Ziehen, CFP Chairman, Vote Dj ’til the bitter end!